Marcus just showed me a very funny video on Youtube called "Talking Cock" in Parliament. Hossan Leong sang the history of Singapore in Parliament! Lol..very funny!! Here's the lyrics for the song:
Sang Nila Utama Saw a lion, alamak Name the village Singapura Then run very far Years later, ang mor came Stamford Raffles was his name Posed for statues very nice We kena colonize
Singapura very strong Big guns, all pointing wrong Japanese, came on bikes, Invade us from our backside War is over, ang mor back Singaporeans no respect Commies come, make a fuss, Singapore independence!
Chorus: I live in Singapura It's not perfect living But at least it's interesting I live in Singapura Though it's kind of crazy We win other country
David Marshall, Lim Yew Hock National Anthem starts to rock Yusof Ishak the big man Guess who's PM? Malaysia say, come join me Two of us be same country Then not happy Then make PM cry
PM Lee lead country Build Jurong and HDB Made the country clean and green Opposition cannot win JB Jeya no more funds Chee Soon Juan won't eat his buns Lim How Doong, what a goon "Don't talk cock" in parliament
Chorus
Kick out from Malaysia Cup Michael Faye pain in the butt S-League, Tea Dancing Ah Bengs love Modern Talking McDonald's Hello Kitty Everyone drink bubble tea Crushing cockroach Margaret Chan James Lye is The VR Man
Reclaimation, Tuas Causeway Malaysian water buay ho sei Mahathir's friend Datuk Anwar Mahathir says he's Chow Ah Quah NDP, aunties rush Everyone it's fun to flush Bubble gums are all banned Ask your friends buy from Thailand
Chorus
Driving car, not funny Bid on cars with C-O-E E-R-P, Road Tax PARF until I want to barf IR locals have to pay Foreign talents are OK Housing estates upgrade by Contractors who go pok kai
IMF come must smile more Want to protest go indoor L-R-T, not so fast Newater they laugh at us
Chorus
Baby bonus, maid levy Singtel Shares give out for free Jack Neo, Kit Chan Sexy pastor Ho Yeow Sun Beckham parties with models Has affair but no one knows S-League, go World Cup Can come true if they don't suck
Mahathir then Abdullah Bar top dancing at the bars Budget airlines start to pak Stop speaking Singlish lah Gay is okay say PM SM Lee go be MM PM Lee the same name Here we go all over again
Chorus
Soooooo funny!!!! My goodness!!! LOL
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